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Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped 2 of the cushions. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by miss Suzanne - United States (New York)

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Turn the cushions over! :)

#11 - On 09/14/2010 at 7:26pm by 1337chick

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It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol

#29 - On 09/14/2010 at 7:33pm by WiseGuy79

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