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Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19800) - you deserved it (5524)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

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BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)

#6 - On 09/13/2010 at 5:09pm by deafeningsilence

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pow right in the kisser.=]

#8 - On 09/13/2010 at 5:12pm by unmadebed

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