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Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21521) - you deserved it (3095)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

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How can you hate fish. it's Yummy. and smells like Vaginas ;D JAYKAY. but seriously. fish is good...

#2 - On 09/11/2010 at 10:19am by Chibbbles

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I always kinda laugh at people who say "YDI for being ungrateful!" ... Because you would be SO TOTALLY THANKFUL YOURSELF if your dad left a food that you don't like in your car, making it stink. Get the fuck over yourselves.

#78 - On 09/12/2010 at 1:52am by Clover2009

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