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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (2270)

On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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u should have ran him over then complained for damaging your car

#3 - On 09/11/2010 at 3:13am by therealbmw

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Your phrasing made me picture the way the cops in GTA sometimes jump toward cars instead of away from them.

#4 - On 09/11/2010 at 3:13am by Intoxicunt

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