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Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
You should have dropped something that was fairly empty. Such as your head.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 14 March 2014