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Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
Have you ever tried using your foot? Or perhaps just leaving it alone?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015