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Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28151) - you deserved it (12753)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

#2 - On 09/09/2010 at 7:02pm by sammiller4

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If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

#12 - On 09/09/2010 at 7:06pm by perdix

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