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Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (8457)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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