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Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (9870)

On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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so go get a gym membership

#1 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am by SChew

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Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

#5 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:06am by redbluegreen

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