Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

by niccy / 09/09/2010 at 12:33am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

    #5 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:06am by redbluegreen

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  • so go get a gym membership

    #1 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am by SChew

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