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Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17312) - you deserved it (7865)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

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its better then spending all day on here

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:09am by happypink

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Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!!


#4 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:36pm by C0okieMonster

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