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Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27446) - you deserved it (1600)

On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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your (ex)-boss is an ass

#8 - On 09/03/2010 at 7:25pm by pieintheface

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+5

what a dick boss

#7 - On 09/03/2010 at 7:23pm by airforce987

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