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Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (2081)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:08am - misc - by blinkanimgone - Australia (Victoria)

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Don't ever mess with the nurse. They do that on purpose...

>.>

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:05am by ArtIsResistance7

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Wow - I had no idea they could just take the plasma then put the red cells back in. You'd think if someone had gone to the trouble of donating, there'd be some sort of use for them.

Hmm - now I think about it though, it's a little creepy. I can't think of anything that once it's left my body I'd want put back in it...

#33 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:06pm by Zebidee

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