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Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Don't ever mess with the nurse. They do that on purpose...
Wow - I had no idea they could just take the plasma then put the red cells back in. You'd think if someone had gone to the trouble of donating, there'd be some sort of use for them.
Hmm - now I think about it though, it's a little creepy. I can't think of anything that once it's left my body I'd want put back in it...
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Thursday 10 April 2014