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Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (4346)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

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It sometimes makes me sad that anything above a size 6 is considered "plus size" in the modeling world. And I highly doubt that you're ugly, OP (as your name suggests). The modeling world (and society) can really be very cruel. So sorry! :(

#2 - On 08/29/2010 at 5:20pm by nerdsgetmehot

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Beats being picked cause of anorexic figure

#4 - On 08/29/2010 at 5:22pm by unidentified_sta

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