By Lozza111 - 28/08/2010 05:14 - New Zealand

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML
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well all the other headphones that I have broke in like the first week and those ones had lasted 2 years so I wanted to keep them, plus, it's old superglue and I had let them dry for a couple of hours, although that doesn't mean I wasn't stupid to put them in my ears without checking. they didn't actually get stuck in there, it was just sticky and gross, the FML was that I was dumb enough to stick them in my ears without checking. =P

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There is a lesson here kids, although duct tape, super glue & zipties WILL fix anything, when placed in the wrong hands they can create FAIL!

Comments

YDI for super-gluing headphones. Couldn't you just buy a new pair?

Schizomaniac 24

3, you're right, but at least he thought of something other than "wow," "lol," "that sucks," or "ydi" so he'd be first.

Agree with you 7. Buying new earphones 1)saves you trouble and 2)helps the quality of your music because chances are when you glue them back up you screwed them up more.

mattmalin11 0

Ninja kick yourself in the forehead. That'll get them off. problem solved

I modded this but said no cause it was full of typos. and OP, super glue dries real fast... did you glue and immeadiately stick them in you're ears? if not you got some crappy superglue...

Play a Justin Beiber song. There is no substance known to man that can stand up to the squeal of the Beiber

hey op look at the bright side at least you got to wax the little hairs off your ears LMAO ydi for being so cheap

iTaylor 0

BEIBER FEVER!!! not really...

lol2034 2

this is a copy people, it's one of the first FML I read when u found out about the website

mend0120 0

lmao at 1. so lame but hasn't heard it in a while. OP you fail. why would you not check if the glue was dry even if it wasn't headphones? but like especially headphones....

AbsoluteTurtle 0

Aaaaaand 21 for the win, HE SCORES.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Nd 4 That Picture is a WIN lmfao

21 almost looks like Justin bieber, kinda creepy

exodus fever! i saw them live and there were 4 walls of death at the same time and a poopload of circle pits

cutiepie31296 0

the headphones might be expensive, I payed £80 for mine, but they were covered by warranty so Igot them replaced when they broke. I can understand why OP did that, I almost always end up sticking things to myself with superglue, even if I'm extra careful.

Unless, of course, it was made by Chuck Norris

even if op did get them out in time, there would still be super glue inside op's ears, and that would suck! XD

xXMudkipNoobXx 7
Schizomaniac 24

All I have to say is that you're an idiot. If you noticed that they weren't dry then you should have taken them out immediately.

I did which is why they didn't stick permanantly. I like your assumption though. did you like my impression of a bitch? no? seriously though, I was an idiot for not checking before I actually put them in my ears. I guess I was just too eager to listen to my music XD

Schizomaniac 24

I don't see how it's an FML if you got them out in time. Congratulations on getting one posted, though. Most people can't do that.

IWantLamingtons 4

you should've seen that they weren't dry in the first place!

ghostmaya123 11

Your welcome sergeant sarcasm(:

There is a lesson here kids, although duct tape, super glue & zipties WILL fix anything, when placed in the wrong hands they can create FAIL!

I did that once with my headphones. i got super glue in my hair. It's hell getting it out.

at least your sound source is not stuck on Don't Worry, Be Happy...I guess

it really only costs 10-20 dollars for a good pair of earphones . and superglue , depending what kind can get to around 10 aswell . and if the headphones suck enough that you need superglue I think buying a new pair would be best :/ + ydi for not checking to see if they were dry or not before putting them in your ears

PoserDisposer 0

Actually, most earphones under $100 are just the same internals repackaged. To get good earphones you need to go over $100.

sourgirl101 28

Maybe the OP already own the glue and didn't need to spend ANY extra money to fix his/her head phones. I keep super glue in my junk drawer. It's so quick to replace things but if you can fix it, why not? A penny saved is a penny earned. Now using common sense... That's worth it's weight in gold!

well all the other headphones that I have broke in like the first week and those ones had lasted 2 years so I wanted to keep them, plus, it's old superglue and I had let them dry for a couple of hours, although that doesn't mean I wasn't stupid to put them in my ears without checking. they didn't actually get stuck in there, it was just sticky and gross, the FML was that I was dumb enough to stick them in my ears without checking. =P

iBiteRoses 22

Well thank God you didn't have to get them surgically removed! :3

heyyitshannah 0