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Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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lol

#1 - On 08/27/2010 at 6:29am by Perversive

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Maybe it was your science partner that smelled bad and your crush just thought that it was you since you were standing so close. You could just play it off like it wasn't you. lol.

#18 - On 08/27/2010 at 6:52am by AliceStar

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