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Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

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Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.

#19 - On 08/26/2010 at 2:25pm by Earths_Venus

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...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl

#1 - On 08/26/2010 at 2:00pm by ToxikFox

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