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Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (8842)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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two words. metal tongs.

#1 - On 08/25/2010 at 6:12am by Metalman69

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Hickey?

#2 - On 08/25/2010 at 6:12am by iicaptain

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