Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12012) - you deserved it (59234)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Top comments

If you have a contact/glasses prescription at all, you need to wear it . . . there's no "Oh, I think my eyesight is fine today!". YDI.

#3 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:06am by Ugrashrath

See in context

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately
That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on
#4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

#5 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:16am by amirn86

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: