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Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

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If you have a contact/glasses prescription at all, you need to wear it . . . there's no "Oh, I think my eyesight is fine today!". YDI.

#3 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:06am by Ugrashrath

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#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately
That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on
#4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

#5 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:16am by amirn86

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