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Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (59256)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

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If you have a contact/glasses prescription at all, you need to wear it . . . there's no "Oh, I think my eyesight is fine today!". YDI.

#3 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:06am by Ugrashrath

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4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

#7 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:17am by cartering

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