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Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8669) - you deserved it (44153)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

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