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Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24935) - you deserved it (3035)

On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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thats when I'd call the cops and report both my purse and car stolen. If my brother did that w/o my knowledge, I'd be pissed! I hope you didn't have to walk too far. I hope you kicked his ass when you saw him! LoL

#5 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:07am by animerose08

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Your brother is an ass. He at least should have given you some money for a cab.

#7 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:09am by debbster7

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