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Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19520) - you deserved it (1655)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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Well I wouldn't help her saggy ass either.

#5 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:10am by flyboykhi

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Welcome to working in a hospital. Older people assume everyone in the building is in the medical field. Be glad this is the worst thing you were asked to help with.

#15 - On 08/13/2010 at 3:26am by sallen0046

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