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Man or woman?

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44553) - you deserved it (4278)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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It's only a waste if you waste your life.

So go out there and make your own life. Stop turning towards mommy and daddy for validation of your self worth!

#2 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:04am by Jimboom

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What wonderful parents you have.

You were kind of fishing for a shitty answer.

#1 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:03am by Freeze

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