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Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (23074)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)

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Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

#3 - On 08/11/2010 at 5:05pm by nerdsgetmehot

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I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

#7 - On 08/11/2010 at 5:08pm by rob935

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