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Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26492) - you deserved it (2244)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Scabs (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.

#15 - On 08/09/2010 at 5:20pm by FFML_314

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Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!

#5 - On 08/09/2010 at 5:11pm by Sun_Kissed18

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