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Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML


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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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why even lie about it. doubt she cared

#1 - On 08/09/2010 at 1:48pm by arhanes

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The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.

#11 - On 08/09/2010 at 1:53pm by happyk

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