Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9362) - you deserved it (36691)
On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
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why even lie about it. doubt she cared
#1 - On 08/09/2010 at 1:48pm by arhanes
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Lucky you! I love cheeseburgers.
#2 - On 08/09/2010 at 1:48pm by illmatic2
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