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Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (3918)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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if he knew a PHSYCHOLOGISTS number off the top of his head that tells you sumthin

#46 - On 08/07/2010 at 5:39pm by heresIsaac

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:) nice

#1 - On 08/07/2010 at 5:04pm by michaelmca65

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