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Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24541) - you deserved it (9249)

On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

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i don't think she likes you

#2 - On 08/05/2010 at 6:45am by Jessi_the_sexii

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Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his cock for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."

#13 - On 08/05/2010 at 7:19am by perdix

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