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Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his cock for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."
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