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Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35386) - you deserved it (3879)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

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Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

#4 - On 08/03/2010 at 5:27pm by joemk2012

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that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

#1 - On 08/03/2010 at 5:26pm by MarkerofMagic

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