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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (43400)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)

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