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Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15217) - you deserved it (32149)

On 08/01/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by tbeemcgeebee - United States (New York)

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i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

#1 - On 08/01/2010 at 10:17am by calichic101

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u will have friends some day don't worry!

#2 - On 08/01/2010 at 10:17am by mcleantrain

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