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Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21974) - you deserved it (33451)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.

#10 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:19pm by amatthew_03

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uh, golden girls rocks. fyi

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:19pm by spiceonice

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