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Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, cuz mah foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended mah Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by ouagadougou (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I'm probably going to get killed for telling the internet this, but don't feel bad. I was so terrified of driving I failed my driving test 5 times. Two of the times I put the car in park and walked back to the DMV and had either my mom or my boyfriend drive my car back. Laugh if you must, I still hate driving and hardly ever do it.

#12 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:08pm by alwaysalady

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Guess you took that sign a bit too literally...

#35 - On 11/28/2011 at 4:44pm by ladylilly25

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