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Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
I'm probably going to get killed for telling the internet this, but don't feel bad. I was so terrified of driving I failed my driving test 5 times. Two of the times I put the car in park and walked back to the DMV and had either my mom or my boyfriend drive my car back. Laugh if you must, I still hate driving and hardly ever do it.
I agree with the B.S. calls.
rational_man calm the fuck down. And be rational, please. The left lane is for faster cars to pass slower cars. As long as the car in the left lane is consistently moving faster than the car immediately to its right, it has every right to be there that you do.
On a side note, Texans don't have to pass anything other than a written driver's exam to get their licenses - so every last one of them sucks at driving. I'm not from Texas, but I live here. FML
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014