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Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (3721)

On 07/22/2010 at 11:10am - misc - by Elliot (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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Should have had a V8 instead.

#12 - On 07/22/2010 at 1:21pm by OwNowBrownCow

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sounds like a massive clusterf*ck

#10 - On 07/22/2010 at 1:19pm by MrCalves

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