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Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML


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On 07/21/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Syrinth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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that sounds like an absolutly wonderful day...

"Today, my dumbass grandson had to bring me my spare car keys. dipshit brought the wrong ones. I guess brains don't run in my family like they use to in 1920. FML"

#10 - On 07/21/2010 at 5:22pm by Lexisaurus

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That's rather stupid. Fuck your grandma's life :(

#2 - On 07/21/2010 at 5:15pm by justsayfuck

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