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Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said "hey" when he was next to me. He said, "the pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
(Dear FML members, I know there's a pun somewhere in this FML. Find it.)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016