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Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11117) - you deserved it (38473)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

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