This is America

By liz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 760
You deserved it 18 506

Same thing different taste

Top comments

alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi

skyttlz 32

Comments

#1 - suck my dick, ho? or shaking my damn head? maybe sticky monkey doodoo holder?

ucandoit 0

the cartoon ones do taste better for some reason

Should've gotten the cartoon ones (:

fckinbowdown 0

to be fair the shapes mac and cheese are wayyyy better than the regular. but still no reason to freak out

EduardoCollazo1 0

he is 23years old but in the inside he's 10 years old

Instead not insted. You make a typo and I rape you and throw you in a concentration camp, for I am a no good dirty rotten grammar Nazi!

Maybe if you knew how to spell you would have picked the cartoons INSTEAD of the regular Mac & Cheese. 

And capitalize "i" goddammit! Well that's enough of this goodbye my great intelligence!

that's so funnyy! I'd want cartoon characters too haha

And this is the 21st century it's okay to say "isn't"! ^ just cuz I have nothing better to do

don't worry op you'll get it right next time

i think it stands for super marshmallow dipped houses. ya.. that's it.

damn I would have been pissed too. spiderman macaroni!!! ftw.

_Vamp_ 9

Well #14, I think #1 tried to type "first" extremely quick and epically failed, but I can't be sure. Maybe it meant "Stifle My Dinosaur Herpes". rawr

maybe he remembers his precious childhood and the slightest move from you counts

msyelowbubblegum 0

hahahahahha hmm hes kinda adorable i bet hes joking around if not throw the mac n cheese in his face and yell "EAT IT UNGRATEFUL BITCH!" or u culd ignore it watever works :)

you're gonna have to make one hell of a sammich to make it up to him.

37- grammar Nazis throw people in capitalization camps, not concentration camps. :P

PokemonTyrant 0

well I wouldn't talk to you either, the cartoon kind tastes better! my mom had to buy me the new toy story ones or I got mad >:D

OP you bitch. Get your ass back in that store and buy the man his goddam cartoon macaroni.

really u didn't buy the cartoon kind? no no no it's not FyourL it's FHL. really get the cartoon kind

Generalx3 0

he's trying for make up sex. LOL. ;]

maybe, she should have got a new boyfriend? (:

37- I believe you meant to say "I am a no-good, dirty rotten grammar Nazi!" You ungrammatical twit.

OP, at least you learned your lesson! next time buy the cartoon kind. now I want macaroni and cheese. yummmm :)

164. No, I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A Nazi doesn't have to play by the rules.

you need to dump tuis "child" and get with a real man not a pussy who complaints about food.

if this happened to mr I probably would have killed myself

39- are you a complete ******* idiot? she had no spelling mistakes.

pingpongpickle 8

why didn't you get the spongebob ones?! geez, they're so good

frankdatank1112 0

shut up and make him a sammich

leadrunner751 3

yore lucky. I would dump you! how could you buy the wrong kind? :O

kwhite9921 0

I agree, the cartoon ones taste sloop much better

idkmyusername 0

well #68 and #14, maybe number one just meant 'shaking my damn head' how hard was it to figure that one out? gosh u guys r ****** retarded

nygunns1 0

27, lmao that's soooooooo true! I thought I was the only one that thought that haha cartoon ones taste better

Seriously, the cartoon ones taste so much better! It's like the cheese gets stuck in the shape more than with normal macaroni. Shame on you for not getting the correct kind!

alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi

lonesomeXheartbr 0

heard you the first time. jk :p

Sorry. damn Droid...making me double post

HonestJoe 0

that's why I switched to the iPhone

PokemonTyrant 0

#84 is awesome <3 **Go Pokemon!*

I am a bit retro and get excited over the astro boy macaroni myself.....

If you KNEW how he would react, YDI.

eazyeeze 0

Ever heard? Way to a man's heart is through his stomach? I'd dump your ass asap...right I release in your face for old times' sake

38, that's why she should have made him a sammich.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

too* Don't they teach you to differentiate between to, too and two in grade school?

:( I'm the only one that can say sammich >:/

Are the Droids any good? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've heard that they suck big time!

green_eyes124 0

I don't mean to burst your bubble or be a grammar Nazi but I'm pretty sure that it's supposed to be "differentiate among" not between. Just because between is for only two people or things, and among is for 3 or more people or things. Idk I could be wrong! Don't get all hateful if I am. I'm being very nice : p

HonestJoe 0

don't get the droid. they crash on your apps too much

Droids are amazing. Get the Droid X. I have not had app crashing problems.

i love my droid... wait for the new one, scooby doo that mac n cheese, but valveeta's shells are good too.

217, it may very well be. I'm not even sure myself. That's fine though, I'm open to corrections if I'm wrong provided there's no unnecessary insults being thrown at me. I'm intelligent and I do know a lot of things, but I don't know everything! ;) 207, if you're the only one who can say 'sammich', why was I able to say it? :)

snarkytruth 37

No they don't. Now that there is spellcheck and Google they're not teaching it and if they are the kids aren't bothering to learn it. THats why kids shouldn't be allowed to use spell check so they actually learn how to write and spell. Same with sound bites the have no clue as to what they mean. Words like literally, irony and heaven help me if I see the word random misused again drive me up a wall.

greendaygirl999 5

For some reason the cartoon one tastes better...

WOOOO! INVADER ZIM! Love your picture of Gir. :D "To make room for the tunnnaaaa!"

I love invader zim tooooooooooooatlly!!!

Azulito 0
sourgirl101 28

Nope, Kraft in the box. it's the best. and I'm picky with what goes in my mouth(;

deafeningsilence 8

97- the end part: THATS WHAT SHE SAID. I don't know if you meant it to be that way, but still. (btw, not my best, but close enough.) :D

PerditaDessa 38

97, Kraft makes cartoon shaped mac&cheese. The shaped noodles hold the cheese better.

joserme 0

wut abt all them posters ?...loser much?

joserme 0

chill patna...just poke'n fun

joserme 0

partner...Patna...eh eh..yeah you know...hillbilly, no

DamionDude 0

Hey @7- what? do you live in Ray William Johnson's room? Op- God dammit! BUY THE CARTOON KIND! ITS NOT HARD!!! ^^^Thats what she said??? Maybe??^^^

Generalx3 0

I assumed it meant Partner. xD

what difference does it make it still taste the same

actually it never tastes the same, there is less macaroni in the box for shapes/cartoons so therefor you use way to much milk and butter

snarkytruth 37

if the noodle to sauce ratio is off that shouldn't change the flavor just the texture. The fun level can change the perceived enjoyment. But it should be the same unless a different factory is putting out the product or its contracted out. Who really knows with over processed food these days esp when burgers are made with pink slime .

skyttlz 32

I empathize, I know I go crazy if I don't get my Pokemon macaroni and cheese...

chocolatedrop 0
DiscountDJ25 0

It's a dork-in-a-box! Is Justin Timberlake there too?