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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36146) - you deserved it (5625)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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