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Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (45544)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

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