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Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12010) - you deserved it (57964)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

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good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:13am by fayayay

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Was it a 'short' van?

#9 - Really? I can think of a million reasons. Condoms, frozen pizza, any other munchies imaginable.

#10 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:23am by rukusrazor

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