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Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (5005)

On 07/08/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Texas)

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One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

#20 - On 07/08/2010 at 6:23am by Mirorbo

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Haha, you are all sad who blame the op for having a real job that pays enough money so as to be able to afford a housekeeper. Keeeeep hating, haters!

#36 - On 07/08/2010 at 8:10am by bienlunee

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