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Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34150) - you deserved it (2538)

On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)

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slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"

#4 - On 07/06/2010 at 5:43pm by omgFMLlolz

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Stop disappearing and reappearing then O.O

#2 - On 07/06/2010 at 5:43pm by mercyFML

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