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Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14236) - you deserved it (1814)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It could be worse: he/she could have told you that he/she grades on talent and that you'll fail.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 7:48pm by ormaybe

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i have a friend who sings professionally and she gives singing lessons to random people. she says 90% of her students are crap and she does it for their entertainment only.

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 8:16pm by theavalanches

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