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Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18904) - you deserved it (5497)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by fyln00b - Sent from mobile version

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Ok Honestly for peopel like #3 are you stupid??? I ride my horses everyday. I look back all the time. i text when my horse is warming up and cooling down. i call people while on my horse. i do all this and more on my horse. and i have NEVER fallen off from any of it. Ya i have fallen off but that is on my young horse who spooks alot. So get over it its not a horrible thing to look back. on trails i dont hold onto my rains i let them go where they want.
and #16 that is so wrong as i said i turn around ALL the time. never fallen off from it

#35 - On 07/03/2010 at 11:09am by zy135

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Ah...trying to become Superman, I see. Note to OP: It didn't work for Reeve.

#1 - On 07/03/2010 at 10:03am by ArtIsResistance7

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