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Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6235) - you deserved it (26106)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by WelcomeWagon - United States

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