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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38094) - you deserved it (3306)

On 06/27/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by ac13 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend

#26 - On 06/27/2010 at 5:22pm by TaylorTotsYumm

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awh :\ theres WAY too many cheating FMLs on here :( it's quite sad.
i'd kick him in the balls if i were you..

#27 - On 06/27/2010 at 5:22pm by 3mi1y_

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