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A. We all know old people have the best stories.
B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on.
C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods.
D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY.
Sounds like you got it made...
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 October 2014