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Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML


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On 06/10/2010 at 3:06am - misc - by notyouraverageteenager - Australia (New South Wales)

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just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.

#11 - On 06/10/2010 at 10:15am by afallingstar

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So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better?

Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.

#65 - On 06/10/2010 at 1:24pm by boatkicker

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