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Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29595) - you deserved it (6786)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:06am - misc - by notyouraverageteenager - Australia (New South Wales)

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just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.

#11 - On 06/10/2010 at 10:15am by afallingstar

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tell him to pick it out himself next time, cause if he bitches again your gonna kick him the nuts!!

#12 - On 06/10/2010 at 10:15am by Alex899

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