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Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9985) - you deserved it (60236)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

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you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges

#5 - On 06/09/2010 at 6:00am by pianoman05st

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This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now.

Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?

#3 - On 06/09/2010 at 5:58am by menother

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