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Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (2848)

On 06/06/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by justdancebbyx3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer

#3 - On 06/06/2010 at 6:15am by lucious_mama

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fuck your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.

#7 - On 06/06/2010 at 6:26am by dax002

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