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Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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Awe, how nice of her. You don't need a job anyway.

#1 - On 05/29/2010 at 5:10pm by Zwingend

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my moms the opposite, when i have to be up at 7, she wakes me up at 4 D:

and with wake up, i mean door bashing and screaming.

#9 - On 05/29/2010 at 5:13pm by shiritt

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