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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38071) - you deserved it (10990)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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