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Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (7251)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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