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Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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nice, way to shout out first man....
i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat.
which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(.
dont worry, that lady is a cunt and no "size" will ever change that.

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:17am by lulzorz

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That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

#4 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:17am by Narsh

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