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Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42975) - you deserved it (2007)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

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How do you know the poster isn't a female? Plus, I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin in college. Just saying.

#12 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:20am by t

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You don't have to be a non-virgin to be a cheater

#43 - On 12/20/2012 at 6:25pm by LemonLolly

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