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Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (1442)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

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How do you know the poster isn't a female? Plus, I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin in college. Just saying.

#12 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:20am by t

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#6 your response is just dumb. they said they were a virgin because obviously it wasn't them because they didn't cheat. and no, dumb girls key cars and smash shit. smart girls do stupid little things consistantly that will just ruin even 5 minutes of your day. they are smart enough not to do something they will have to pay for..especially paying for a whole new paint job.

#13 - On 02/10/2009 at 1:04am by kate7

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